Theatre taught me magic does exist, you just have to create it yourself.
YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT
I’ve got arachnophobia
Impulse - $6.99
Buy me all of them
The names suit all the colours so fucking well
"Whoa, what color is your lipstick?!"
"*hair flip* Lobotomy"
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
#cinematic masterpiece of our time
Kinda wanna punch you in the face, kinda wanna suck your dick
Concerts are such a surreal experience, I mean, you’re singing your favorite songs with a band or singer that means the world to you and you’re literally in the same room as them. I will never stop loving concerts.
sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad
This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here.
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s