my fucking heart
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time
I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary
i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
Kifah Shah (via tiredestprincess)
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second
relaxsmilebreathe. (via suii-generiis)
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
LETS TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
"you’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness" (via bl-ossomed)