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Casey. 18. Florida. USF '18. Troupe 3637. personal/ 1D/ teen wolf/ humor.



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suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.




bollywood-bloodbaths:

everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous?




i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours







princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk






"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”



crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom





Dylan struggling to get his words out.


Tagged as: babe,

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions








im-a-nameless-child:

fitt2betied:

So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:

"The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."

And then she proceeded to tell me:

"You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."

Cat ladies are awesome

What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?




natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.



my-heaven-has-green-eyes:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

that’s it that’s the country




retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad