Nothing Is Ours Except Time

e-zekiel:

consulting-time-captain:

aro-rusco:

santajackharkness:

theladythorki:

steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

petition to rename the moon

this entire site is on drugs

nippled:

so I was scrolling down my timeline on facebook to look for something and I ended up scrolling down to my first post ever and just

I have so many questions for my past self in 2009 like what happened what did akon do I’m so confused

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

justmiraa:

If you flirt with me you’re not allowed to flirt with anyone else sorry I don’t make the rules

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

hamburgay:

Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.

niallar:

context??????

what context???????

i dont see one?????

amazinglarryisnotinthetardis:

latenight-fireworks:

u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t:

dulect:

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• Nicole Scherzinger
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Members of Paramore

• Hayley Williams
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