May 2012
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
The person I reblogged this from has a great blog...
April 2012
ayealiya:
EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.
LOL IT NEVER GETS OLD.
barbie-biitches:
The hardcore way to eat Ramen:
1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
hold-on-another-day:
sexstiel:
this is literally the best video on the internet
my boyzzz <3